I’ve been taught a thing or two

My dad taught me a thang or two

He was a simple old blue collar worker with a bitch ass wife

He said “I tell you son what you gotta do, is you gotta slap her right in the pussy”

After his time in jail, he met a dude named Tyron, now he always would hold his pocket which I never really understood

They were best buddies, always together, chilling together… even wrestling in the bedroom together

But one night he said one very wise thang to me

“Now son, you may not be gay but you gotta try some black boy cock”

So here I am sitting in jail, writing this song, and kissing on a black dude

I get why my dad told me this now, I see and y’all should see it isn’t so bad being pegged by a black man telling you to grab a pitchfork and get to plowing the farm

One night I see a perdy black horse, so I thought to myself (would he be a good candidate to get railed by)… now I’m in the hospital getting 37 different stitches while my boyfriend is disappointed in me