Well I’ve loved a few ladies, but they never did last,
They all said I moved too fast.
But when I met Jenny at that ballpark stand,
She had mustard on her lips and a bun in her hand.
I knew right then, Lord have mercy above,
That frank was the start of a wienerful love.
I got a hot dog heart and a chili cheese soul,
Ketchup in my veins and I’m outta control.
Don’t need filet mignon or no caviar art,
‘Cause baby, I was born with a hot dog heart.
Now I grill ‘em in the morning, roast ‘em late at night,
Steam ‘em up proper, make ‘em taste just right.
You can keep your tofu, your kale, your greens,
I just want that sausage in my country dreams.
I ain’t ashamed of the life I choose,
Just a man and his mustard — can’t lose!
I got a hot dog heart and a chili cheese soul,
Relish in my smile, I’m on a roll.
You can call me crazy, but I play my part,
‘Cause baby, I was born with a hot dog heart.
Some folks chase money, some chase fame,
But I’m just chasin’ that ballpark flame.
Ain’t no heartbreak, no tearin’ apart,
When you’ve got love in a toasted cart.
Yeah, I got a hot dog heart and a barbecue dream,
Smoky and sweet like a backroad scene.
When I meet the good Lord, I’ll make my start,
Flippin’ dogs in Heaven — with my hot dog heart.
So don’t judge me, boy, or tear me apart,
I’m just livin’ and lovin’ with my hot dog heart.