Hotdog life for me

Well I’ve loved a few ladies, but they never did last,

They all said I moved too fast.

But when I met Jenny at that ballpark stand,

She had mustard on her lips and a bun in her hand.

I knew right then, Lord have mercy above,

That frank was the start of a wienerful love.

I got a hot dog heart and a chili cheese soul,

Ketchup in my veins and I’m outta control.

Don’t need filet mignon or no caviar art,

‘Cause baby, I was born with a hot dog heart.

Now I grill ‘em in the morning, roast ‘em late at night,

Steam ‘em up proper, make ‘em taste just right.

You can keep your tofu, your kale, your greens,

I just want that sausage in my country dreams.

I ain’t ashamed of the life I choose,

Just a man and his mustard — can’t lose!

I got a hot dog heart and a chili cheese soul,

Relish in my smile, I’m on a roll.

You can call me crazy, but I play my part,

‘Cause baby, I was born with a hot dog heart.

Some folks chase money, some chase fame,

But I’m just chasin’ that ballpark flame.

Ain’t no heartbreak, no tearin’ apart,

When you’ve got love in a toasted cart.

Yeah, I got a hot dog heart and a barbecue dream,

Smoky and sweet like a backroad scene.

When I meet the good Lord, I’ll make my start,

Flippin’ dogs in Heaven — with my hot dog heart.

So don’t judge me, boy, or tear me apart,

I’m just livin’ and lovin’ with my hot dog heart.