Sharpest Book In The Oven

[Spoken Word – deadpan, half laughing]

Hahahah

“Some people got common sense…
I got free trial nonsense.
And I forgot the password.”

[Intro - Instrumental]

[Verse 1]

I put my phone in the fridge again,
Tried to text my dog, called my best friend “Ben,”
Tied my shoes then forgot my name,
Burned my Pop-Tarts, loved the pain.

My GPS said “turn left at life,”
I took three rights and started a fight,
Brain on mute but my mouth on loud,
I say dumb stuff and I say it proud!

[Pre-Chorus]

My head’s like Wi-Fi with one weak bar,
I miss the point but I get real far—

[CHORUS – BIG ENERGY]

I’m not the sharpest book in the oven!
Not the fastest fish up a mountain!
Got my socks on the wrong kinda button,
But I’m still out here shoutin’!

Not the brightest crayon in the toolbox!
Not the cleanest dirt on the sidewalk!
Yeah my brain does a backflip moonwalk—
AND I’M OKAY WITH THAT!

[Verse 2]

Tried to microwave ice for a drink,
Held the remote like it helps me think,
Asked my cat what day it was,
He said “meow,” I said “fair enough, cuz.”

I hit PULL on a door that said PUSH,
Tried to water my couch like a bush,
Life’s a blooper reel on repeat,
But I still dance to my own off-beat!

[Pre-Chorus]

Common sense took a vacation flight,
Left a note sayin’ “good luck tonight”—

[CHORUS]

I’m not the sharpest book in the oven!
Not the fastest fish up a mountain!
Got my socks on the wrong kinda button,
But I’m still out here shoutin’!

Not the brightest crayon in the toolbox!
Not the cleanest dirt on the sidewalk!
Yeah my brain does a backflip moonwalk—
AND I’M OKAY WITH THAT!

[BREAKDOWN – HALF SPOKEN]

My brain said “don’t,” my heart said “bet,”
My common sense ain’t showed up yet.
I trip on air, I lose my keys,
I wave goodbye when someone sneezes—

[CHANT SECTION – with crowd]

NA NA NA—NOT MAKIN’ SENSE!
NA NA NA—LOST MY COMMON SENSE!
NA NA NA—BUT I PAY MY RENT!
NA NA NA—MOST OF IT WAS SPENT!

[Verse 3 – rapid pop-punk flow]

I tried to charge my toast with a USB,
Asked a mirror why it’s copying me,
Put my shoes in the sink to help ‘em grow,
Fed my houseplant a cup of snow.

Tried to high-five God through a screen door,
Used a fork to sweep the kitchen floor,
My brain’s on sale at a dollar store,
But somehow I keep comin’ back for more!

[BRIDGE – SINCERE]

I might be a mess but at least I’m mine,
Duct-taped dreams and a crooked spine,
World’s on fire but I feel just fine—
‘Cause perfect’s boring all the time!

[FINAL CHORUS – KEY CHANGE ENERGY]

I’m not the sharpest book in the oven!
Not the fastest fish up a mountain!
Got my socks on the wrong kinda button,
But I’m still out here shoutin’!

Not the brightest crayon in the toolbox!
Not the cleanest dirt on the sidewalk!
Yeah my brain does a backflip moonwalk—
AND I’M MORE THAN OKAY WITH THAT!

[Outro - Instrumental]

[Spoken Word – laughing]

Hahahah

“If thinking was a sport,
I’d be the mascot.”

Male Vocals, Comedic Rock/Pop/Punk Fusion, Chaotic, High Energy, Fun, Silly, Confident, Catchy