[Intro]
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
[Verse 1]
Microwaved my Pop-Tart twice
Smoke alarm says, “That ain’t nice”
Landlord calls me “immature”
I pay my rent with garage band couture
Your hair’s neon, but kinda wild
Like a runaway country child
We tried to start a punk rock band
But forgot we don’t own a van
[Pre-Chorus]
Too loud, too fast
We’re never gonna last
But who cares, let’s crash
Into another mess
[Chorus]
Caffeine and bad decisions
Living on instant nutrition
Pickup truck, midnight collisions
Pizza fights and late-night visions
We don’t care, no permission
Making our own kind of tradition
Caffeine and bad decisions
Pop-punk life with country ambitions
[Verse 2]
Kicked out of the mall again
Racing carts, stealing pens
You said, “Let’s drive down to Nashville”
We made it six blocks… still no thrill
Text said, “Meet at nine tonight”
I showed up there at nine a.m. — alright
Argued ‘bout conspiracy stuff
Like pineapple pizza is too rough
[Pre-Chorus]
Too dumb, too fast
This phase won’t last
But hey, let’s blast
Our anthem to the past
[Chorus]
Caffeine and bad decisions
Living on instant nutrition
Pickup truck, midnight collisions
Pizza fights and late-night visions
We don’t care, no permission
Making our own kind of tradition
Caffeine and bad decisions
Pop-punk life with country ambitions
[Bridge 1 – shouty / singy]
Hey! Who needs a five-year plan?
Can’t even find my old guitar stand
Wait — I don’t even own a van!
You said “grow up!” I said, “Yeah, man!”
[Breakdown – melodic, twangy]
Crash and burn, we’ll survive
Sing it loud — we’re alive!
Tattooed regrets, endless nights
Under the stars, firelight
[Chorus – repeated / faster]
Caffeine and bad decisions
Living on instant nutrition
Pickup truck, midnight collisions
Pizza fights and late-night visions
We don’t care, no permission
Making our own kind of tradition
Caffeine and bad decisions
Pop-punk life with country ambitions
[Bridge 2 – sing-along / storytelling]
We don’t need rules, we don’t need plans
Just a couple of amps and our hands
Skateboards, dirt roads, breaking the norm
Punk rock hearts in perfect form
[Guitar solo]
[Chorus – final, big ending]
Caffeine and bad decisions
Living on instant nutrition
Pickup truck, midnight collisions
Pizza fights and late-night visions
We don’t care, no permission
Making our own kind of tradition
Caffeine and bad decisions
Pop-punk life with country ambitions
[Outro – shout-along]
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Caffeine and bad decisions!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Pop-punk life with country ambitions!