[INTRO]
Welcome listeners! Young-e’s radio station! Today we have a mystery guess! We won’t say his name. But he’ll know!
[Verse 1]
This little bitches best way to roast it to flip!
You didn’t want me to bring Erin, so don’t bring jk Lee into this!
If your smooth brain can contemplate
Then why don’t you just sit and wait
You started it so I’ll clean up this hate
Maybe this song will decide your fate!
Ok (ok) I’m half of you
But didn’t you say the better of you, is me?
I mean, I have your humor and visionary?
The only good part with you
Everything else I have nothing, to do!
[Chorus]
Da da da da guess this bitch
Da da da da this fucking witch
Da da da da more like a hag
Da da da da makes me gag!
This little buddy wanted, to roast me
Why can’t, he be, complementary?
[Verse 2]
Isn’t it weird that I’m teasing my sister?
Of course not bitch! Listen here mister!
I enjoy every microsecond I’m with her!
I don’t hate my family
Just our language with them and me!
Now let’s call her a warden
You said no lie good bar bout the garden
But being that prison statement
Should really be taken as a compliment!
[FAST]
When I’m tryanna to rap
You just step in my trap
That sounds like a dumb mishap
Please don’t go near me
Though you’re my family
I just wanna be
Someone better than i already am
Imma go round and try to go ram
Into your dick… nevermind man
Forgot you were dickless
You can try to knock me but I’m faintless
I’m so fucking tough that everything’s painless
Sometimes you make me want to enlist
You make all these songs but it’s entirely gainless
Maybe not smooth 100% Brainless
How can I be that your son is smarter and shameless
All of your disses feel completely Aimless
You can try to dirty me but I’m stainless
Can you come up with a better diss?
[Normal speed + Chorus]
Da da da da guess this bitch
Da da da da this fucking witch
Da da da da more like a hag
Da da da da makes me gag!
This little buddy wanted, to roast me
Why can’t, he be, complementary?
[Verse 3]
Ok listeners! You know my ad time ideas
Ads are SHIT so stay plee-uz
So Mr magic man forgot about dictionaries
The word exaggerate means an overstating truth, it varies
My rap scheme isn’t as good as Ems visionary but I have the same goal, similar missionary
What if we stop the disses and end this brawling
But that would be boring, I’d start bawling!
With all these lyrics imma have to start hauling
Yeah I’m strong so I won’t be calling
For someone to help me out
Dad no need to pout
I know you want to be special
Best option is special ed with the devil
But it’s ok you can help get the demon out of Izzy that’s using her as a vessel!
Don’t worry I know you’ll never reach my level!
Now go to bed and nestle
And thank you for the Demon hunter jammies I won’t pother
I’ll just tell the truth: I inherited them from my father! (Roll higher next time ROUGE!) (ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!)
[Chorus]
No more raps or sings!
Nice and fast now flap those wings!
Remember, I love you listeners! Goodnight!
Dad!!