[Intro]
Hello hello! In time for the opening!
[Cars honking SFX][police sirens SFX]
Quick quick! Inside people! If you want to play
The we better NOT get busted! (Gunshot)
[Verse]
The dice roll high
Our staff so sly
Say sorry to the losing guy
Out of chips? More you can buy!
Gamble your cash
No need to clash
This ain’t a fight no need to slash
Please don’t smash
I just cleaned don’t trash
You can smoke there’s trays for ash
Don’t tell the cops we have a fent stash!
When we see the cops we must dash!
Good way to distract us to flash!
Not your dick or tits but light!
From a flashlight not a feather
That could easily weather
And not like leather
That’s altogether
I don’t care whether!
I’m your Bellwether!
Come on! All of us together!
[Chorus]
Roulette spins round , round and round
The slots go Ching when jack pots won!
Drunk guy stampeded on the ground-ownd!
The whole casinos just a con!
[Verse]
Table of Black Jack
Black man named jack
Quick snack
Was packed
Cul-de-sac
Attack
Maniac
No backpack
Double back
Ransacked
Card Stack
Hijack
Then sidetrack
By sound track
Gives feedback
Heart arrest cardiac
Shock to the back
Energy it did lack
His body now slack
It’s the end of his track…
[Chorus]
Roulette spins round , round and round
The slots go Ching when jack pots won!
Drunk guy stampeded on the ground-ownd!
The whole casinos just a con!
[Verse]
Watch the chips go up
Drink out your cup
Continue talking no need to shut
Only doing this for my buttercup
Honeybuns I rack in the dough
Buy her a bow
A ball to through
For the dogs low
Beating people like po
Beat them with my pinkie toe
No chance have my foes
So on the heaven boat they row
Most likely he’ll though
If they’re fighting good ol Mr. gorgo
To early no words like yo
I mean I think so
Hey you! Stop no!
Eh’ not my job but it’s yours moe!
[Chorus]
Roulette spins round , round and round
The slots go Ching when jack pots won!
Drunk guy stampeded on the ground-ownd!
The whole casinos just a con!
[Verse]
Now watch the tv pick Bruce Lee
Another bet loss by Ms. Stacy
She’s now writing hate letters to MTV
About the dumb pick and without me
You know what? Screw the year
Let’s time travel with our beer
And we’ll drink and drink till we form tears
So let’s stay together, all of us, peers!
Let’s go round and shake our rears!
All as one, everything fears!
And also try to wiggle your ears!
[Bridge]
So how bout’ I confess!
I’ll say the rest!
The! Casino! Is! Ri—! (Gunshots)
[Final Chorus][Female Vocal]
Roulette spins round , round and round
The slots go Ching when jack pots won!
Drunk guy stampeded on the ground-ownd!
The whole casinos just a con!
Roulette spins round , round and round
The slots go Ching when jack pots won!
Drunk guy stampeded on the ground-ownd!
The whole casinos just a con!
[Outro][No or minimal music]
Ughh… I’m dying…
“Mr. Gorgo has been shot
This was his last shot
He should have never put all his gold in one pot
He loved, the bright casino a lot…”
[Brass Instruments start loud and fade]