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Lyrics
[Intro]
Hey losers!
I’m the coolest!
Just as good as Joe Pesci!
No one will surpass me.
Let’s get started
[Verse]
I’m so cool, yall not gangster
Like I go round and hold hands with my sister
Come on guys you guys ain’t pranksters
I put 25 laxatives in the ABS kids licorice twisters
I bet you gals don’t have the balls to do to that
I’m a big boy, just finished cat in the hat
I’m so good with guns like rat a tat tat
I literally fainted when someone said the word rat
I’m a bro boxer, better than Muhammad Ali
People said I screamed like a girl when I saw a bee
Tried to fight an infant and he started to flee,
Gave me a death stare, made me pee
[Chorus]
Yeah Im the big boy
Im, the big boy
All of yo plans are a dumb ploy
Yeah Im the big boy
Im, the big boy
I mean, look at my dino toys
[Verse]
I tell my homies I don’t own any action figures
They’re dolls I tell them, they’re not cool, they don’t eat no snickers
All my gangster bros are crazy losers,
I already beat Barbie’s dream house, you ain’t bruiser’s.
You guys aren’t real men, you wear underwear
I wear panties, much more comfy, won’t tear.
You men need to be more creative
I draw with crayons of my family,
Stomach on the floor and feet kickin in the air.
Ask my mommy to put it on the fridge.
[Chorus]
Yeah Im the big boy
Im, the big boy
All of yo plans are a dumb ploy
Yeah Im the big boy
Im, the big boy
I mean, look at my dino toys
[Verse]
All of you think I’m repetitive
It’s just the mindset of someone competitive
You just so frickn sensitive
I just grew out of having to take my Gentative
Maybe you need to take a break
I mean your’re such a fake
Your frickin reality is just a Mistake
I feel so happy, got out my bellyache
I’ve a new extended bedtime,
That’s right, still awake
[Chorus]
Yeah Im the big boy
Im, the big boy
All of yo plans are a dumb ploy
Yeah Im the big boy
Im, the big boy
I mean, look at my dino toys
[Verse]
I bet i can beat you in a race
Just need my dad to press the pedal and brakes
Just joined the cheerleader team
Best one yet
It’s harder then it seems
I’m important, I’m in the background, the perfect silhouette.
I played basketball with the boys
My whole team went for the wrong hoop
Blamed me, said that I annoys
Mom packed me lunch, made some yummy soup.
It was Halloween very recently,
We were very low financially,
I decided to dress as the tooth fairy
[Final Chorus]
Yeah Im the big boy
Im, the big boy
All of yo plans are a dumb ploy
Yeah Im the big boy
Im, the big boy
I mean, look at my dino toys
Yeah Im the big boy
Im, the big boy
All of yo plans are a dumb ploy
Yeah Im the big boy
Im, the big boy
I mean, look at my dino toys.
Yeah Im the big boy
Im, the big boy
Come on people
This the final chorus!
My mouth so full
This whole time I’ve cussed
Frick, crap, darn, and butthole
Don’t worry, I won’t pull a fuss
Come on people
This the final chorus!
My mouth so full
This whole time I’ve cussed
Frick, crap, darn, and butthole
Don’t worry, I won’t pull a fuss!
[Outro]
Told yall
Details
GeneratedSep 13, 2026
Duration4:17
LanguageEnglish
Style
Totally fake gangster rap, classical rock piano, techno soundboard, scat, big band, blues, jazz, weird, hard metal, folk, male
Credits
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Young_E_and_OpticalG
Young_E_and_OpticalGModelAria v6
