Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Squirrels in the soffit
Squirrels in the wall
Gnawin’ on the corners
Actin’ ten feet tall
I looked up the answer
Kept it short and mean
If they hate the heat
I’ll make this house jalapeño clean
[Pre-Chorus]
Dragged that hose out back
Tore the cap off wide
One big squeeze of trouble
Let it arc and fly
They heard me on the ladder
Then the whole place lit
Now every little thief
Got a reason to split
[Chorus]
Hot sauce, hot sauce
Get off my porch
Hot sauce, hot sauce
I’m the pepper sheriff
Hot sauce, hot sauce
Run, you furry pests
Hot sauce, hot sauce
Now I’m rodent free (rodent free)
[Verse 2]
My neighbor hit the window
Said, “Man, what’s that smell?”
I said, “It’s the price of peace
And I’m buying it well”
Hoses on the siding
Red streaks in the sun
I turned my little problem
Into everyone’s fun
[Pre-Chorus]
They started leavin’ in a hurry
Tail high, eyes wide
One by one, six by six
Down the fence they cried
I heard a little chitter
From the maple tree
Then the last one bailed out
When I yelled, “Hey, look at me!”
[Chorus]
Hot sauce, hot sauce
Get off my porch
Hot sauce, hot sauce
I’m the pepper sheriff
Hot sauce, hot sauce
Run, you furry pests
Hot sauce, hot sauce
Now I’m rodent free (rodent free)
[Bridge]
I don’t want no drama
Just a calm old house
But if you chew my rafters
I’m a saucy kind of spouse
Bring your acorns, bring your sass
Bring your little gang
I got the hose, I got the heat
And I got the whole block saying
[Final Chorus]
Hot sauce, hot sauce
Get off my porch
Hot sauce, hot sauce
I’m the pepper sheriff
Hot sauce, hot sauce
Run, you furry pests
Hot sauce, hot sauce
Now I’m rodent free (rodent free)
Style
novelty country-rock with a fast shuffle groove and stomping handclaps; verse rides a playful acoustic riff and brushed kitpre-chorus tightens with bass and clanging porch-potschorus opens with gang vocal shouts and a big singback hook. lead vocal stays dry and close in the verseswith shouted doubles on the punch lines and echo throws on the hook word. add slide-guitar fillsa squeaky hose soundand a cheeky trumpet stab before each chorus. brightrowdyand punchy in the mix.
Prompt
Squirrels damaging my home.
Google says they don’t like spicy.
So now I power wash my house in hot sauce. Come get some!!
Neighbors feel like they got pepper sprayed
But now I’m rodent free
Humor
Credits
Prompt by
Romano5150
Romano5150GeneratedApr 25, 2026
ModelAria v5.5
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