[Verse]
I try to hide it but it"s a blast
Every time I sneeze it happens so fast
One moment I"m calm then comes the ache
Achoo and a toot for goodness sake
[Verse 2]
I cover my mouth but it"s no use
A double explosion like a short fuse
The misty pressure hits with force
Out comes a sound that"s par for course
[Chorus]
Why can"t I sneeze without that fart
Two-part harmony from the start
It"s a party trick I never planned
Sneezin" and wheezin" can"t take a stand
[Bridge]
Folks around me give a little grin
When they know what"s about to begin
Pressure builds and I brace for the drop
Achoo and kaboom like it"s nonstop
[Verse 3]
It"s a funny tale to tell my friends
Sneezes and toots never seem to end
An odd duet that steals the show
Laughter erupts wherever I go
[Chorus]
Why can"t I sneeze without that fart
Two-part harmony from the start
It"s a party trick I never planned
Sneezin" and wheezin" can"t take a stand