[Verse 1]
Now there is a parasite in the salads
The fertilizing with bad poop
I paid for “fresh”
Got fear on a fork
And I can’t unsee it
Try to eat healthy
Now I’m standing in a public bathroom
Tile on my back
Sink in my face
And my stomach won’t agree
[Pre-Chorus]
Somebody lied to me
Somebody smiled too wide
I bit into “clean”
And got a panic ride
[Chorus]
Gas station hotdog
Safer than a salad
Gas station hotdog
That’s where my trust at
Gas station hotdog
Take me home, baby
Gas station hotdog
At least it’s honest
[Verse 2]
The bag has a stamp
But my nerves got a crack
I washed it ten times
Still want my money back
The lettuce looked fine
Till it started looking back
Now I’m choosing grease
Over a clean attack
Someones knocking
On the bathroom door
I’m trying to breathe
But I don’t know what for
If green means danger
Then I’m done being brave
I’ll take that salt and snap
I’ll take what I can save
[Pre-Chorus]
Somebody lied to me
Somebody smiled too wide
I bit into “clean”
And got a panic ride
[Chorus]
Gas station hotdog
Safer than a salad
Gas station hotdog
That’s where my trust at
Gas station hotdog
Take me home, baby
Gas station hotdog
At least it’s honest
[Bridge]
Knock knock
Who’s there?
I’m not okay in here
Knock knock
Too late
I learned my lesson clear
Fresh cut, bad luck
That’s what it cost me
Now I want the thing
That won’t pretend to be free
[Final Chorus]
Gas station hotdog
Safer than a salad
Gas station hotdog
That’s where my trust at
Gas station hotdog
Take me home, baby
Gas station hotdog
At least it’s honest