Clyde the Cat, he's eating better than me,
With tuna, chicken, and beef, you see.
I’m stuck with cheap noodles, just this and that,
While Clyde eats like royalty, spoiled old cat.
He looks at his dinner like it’s not up to par,
Won’t eat a bite, like he’s dining at a five-star.
I just add water and my dinner is done,
Clyde waits for his royal feast that is soon to come.
(Chorus)
Clyde the Cat, he's living good, living fat,
Smiling like he knows where the good life is at.
If he could talk, I'd know for a fact,
He'd laugh and say,"
(Spoken words)
" Yeah, My name is Clyde,
Clyde the Cat."
He's got tuna and chicken, a treat,
I'm over here with just soup hard to eat.
If Clyde could talk, he'd laugh and he'd say,
"I dine like a king while you scrape all day."
He walks on the floor like he owns our space,
Tail up in the air, demanding his place.
I'm counting crackers to last through the night,
While Clyde gets a feast that’s a five-star delight.
(Chorus)
Clyde the Cat, he's living good, living fat,
Smiling like he knows where the good life is at.
If he could talk, I'd know for a fact,
He'd laugh and say,"
(Spoken words)
" Yeah, My name is Clyde,
Clyde the Cat."
So here's to Clyde, living high and so fine,
Dining like royalty, a prince so divine.
And I swear if cats could speak, you would see,
,(spoken words)
"Bring forth the salmon—reserved just for me."
(Bridge)
Sometimes I shake my head and laugh out loud,
Watching Clyde walk by so smug and so proud.
He's got gravy on whiskers, noodles in cup,
Funny how that cat moved in and moved up.
(Chorus)
Clyde the Cat, he's living good, living fat,
Smiling like he knows where the good life is at.
If he could talk, I'd know for a fact,
He'd laugh and say,"
(Spoken words)
" Yeah, My name is Clyde,
Clyde the Cat."