Welcome to the Christmas apoalypse)
Ho ho ho
jingle bell ding
jingle bell ding
Verse
Woke up this morning — jingle bell ding!
Neighbor blasting carols — off-key they sing!
Grab my guitar — scream (“NOT TODAY, STEVE!”)
Turkey burned, oven blew — and the gravy still looks like glue!
Cat’s chewing the tree again — (oh no!)
Grandma yelling at the snow!
Lights tangled, ornaments fall
Chaos reigns inside the hall!
Chorus
WELCOME TO THE CHRISTMAS APOCALYPSE!
Crash! Bang! Boom! The snowman’s in the living room!
Oops! It’s Christmas again! (Again)
Cookies burnt, the dog’s wearing a pen!
Lights tangled, snow in my shoes,
Every year it’s a holiday mess
but we choose
To rock it loud, and rock it strong,
Chaos reigns, but we all sing along!
( we all sing along)
Verse
Ugly sweater overheating, toast is burned, juice is spilled,
Tree fell on the cat — who now thinks he’s a reindeer, thrilled!
Santa tripped on wrapping roll, punch bowl went airborne,
Grandma skating, Dad on the vacuum — total Christmas storm!
Snowballs flying, cookies explode,
Welcome to our holiday overload!
(Welcome to our holiday overload!)
WELCOME TO THE CHRISTMAS APOCALYPSE!
Crash! Bang! Boom! The snowman’s in the living room!
Oops! It’s Christmas again! (Again)
Cookies burnt, the dog’s wearing a pen!
Lights tangled, snow in my shoes,
Every year it’s a holiday mess — but we choose
To rock it loud, and rock it strong,
Chaos reigns, but we all sing along!
( we all sing along)
Santa’s sock is on the tree
Pudding’s just dancing wild and free
(Wild and free)
Credit card’s gone, reindeer too,
Everything’s a mess —
but hey what else is new?
( nothing else is new )
WELCOME TO THE CHRISTMAS APOCALYPSE!
Crash! Bang! Boom! The snowman’s in the living room!
Oops! It’s Christmas again! ( again)
Cookies burnt, the dog’s wearing a pen!
Lights tangled, snow in my shoes,
Every year it’s a holiday mess — but we choose
To rock it loud, and rock it strong,
Chaos reigns, but we all sing along!
( we all sing along)
Welcome to the christmas apocalypse
(christmas apocalypse)
Welcome to the christmas apocalypse