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Lyrics
[Intro]
Oh, jolly times and calorie crimes,
Deck the halls with gravy lines.
Santa's here with sweets in hand,
Merry chaos across the land.
[Verse 1]
Tinsel on the table, full of pies,
All your favorites, no surprise.
Gourmet feast for every deed,
Indulge yourself, you greedy indeed.
[Pre-Chorus]
But as the turkey settles deep,
Your stomach's about to weep.
Holiday's a lovely mess,
Gluttony’s your new success.
[Chorus]
Merry Christmas, eat away,
Shock and awe at your buffet.
After all, the best reward,
Is the bathroom — oh, what a lord!
[Verse 2]
Gather round, the fruitcake's tall,
Calories to scare us all.
Laugh, indulge, ignore the signs,
After dinner, blast those lines.
[Pre-Chorus]
Feel that rumbling beneath,
The aftermath of feasting teeth.
Joyful chaos, stomach's wrath,
Sleeping tips? Do the math.
[Chorus]
Merry Christmas, eat away,
Shock and awe at your buffet.
After all, the best reward,
Is the bathroom — oh, what a lord!
[Bridge]
So cheers to you, the glutton kings,
Gobbling till your belly sings.
Santa laughs, the elves toast, cry,
Next year's diet? Let's just not try.
[Outro]
Now you've eaten to your brim,
Regret sneaks in talkin' grim.
Merry Christmas, folks, be kind,
Next year, less pie, more mind.
Details
GeneratedDec 22, 2025
Duration2:08
LanguageEnglish
Style
Sarcastic Christmas parody, humorous pop with catchy hooks, playful instrumentation
Credits
Prompt by
Xirius
XiriusModelAria v5
