Oh no here we go
Alright…
New Year soon,
Let’s pretend I’ve got my life together!
Verse
I had a list last year—yeah, a big one too,
Stuff I swore I’d finish… absolutely none came true.
“Wake up early! Clean my room!”
Well… maybe next year, or maybe June.
I said I’d cook, I said I’d run,
I said I’d finally get things done—
But the year came swinging like an angry raccoon,
And suddenly I was hiding with snacks in my room.
Pre c :
Step one: Make goals! (Done—check!)
Step two: Try hard! (Uhhh… neglect.)
Step three: Forget them by week two…
Classic me—what else is new?
Chorus :
So here I am, soon another New Year’s Eve,
Same old list sitting up my sleeve.
New year, same me—probably, maybe,
I’ll start tomorrow… right after being lazy.
Verse :
I said I’d quit sugar—ate cake instead.
I said I’d meditate—fell asleep in bed.
Learn Spanish? Sure—
I watched Netflix shows and called that “learning more.”
“Get fit! Save cash!”—my goals looked cute,
But they ran away in a business suit.
My plans were big, my will was small,
But hey—I survived, that counts after all.
Pre c :
Last year I said, “This time I’ll change!”
But the universe laughed—yeah, life is strange.
Next year I’ll do it, I guarantee—
Future Me can worry instead of Present Me.
Chorus:
So here I am, soon another New Year’s Eve,
Same old list sitting up my sleeve.
New year, same me—probably, maybe,
I’ll start tomorrow… right after being lazy.
Bridge:
I’ll stop procrastinating—starting right now!
…Or maybe tomorrow, I’ll figure out how.
This year was weird, wild, and fast,
And half my goals didn’t even last.
But hey—I’m trying, that’s the art,
Restarting again is a New Year’s heart.
So cheers to the list I didn’t complete,
Let’s recycle the whole thing—repeat, repeat!
Chorus:
Next year’s the year—my favorite lie,
But I’ll shout it loud as the fireworks fly!
New year, same me—but hopeful, see?
Maybe this time I’ll surprise… me.
Tonenico
