Intro:
Ho ho ho!
(Gotta spend it all… All all… It’s just Christmas time you know!)
Verse 1:
I got my paycheck, it’s burning a hole,
Gonna spend it all—that’s my holiday goal! (yepp yepp yepp)
Bought a Christmas tree bigger than my house,
Decorated it with tacos and a dancing moose!
Chocolate fountain, jetpack for Grandma,
Dog in pajamas, tiny flute for my cat!
Cash is confetti, watch it fly and explode,
Bacon-scented candles down a candy cane road!
Chorus:
I spend, spend, spend like there’s no day tomorrow! (no day tomorrow)
I buy glittery pants and a yacht full of marshmallow! (yummmy yum)
I spent it all on Christmas, no regrets today,
I bought a golden reindeer and a llama in a suit—hooray! (hooray)
Verse
Stormed the mall with a shopping cart tank,
Bought neon socks for my iguana Frank!
Mini sled for the parking lot,
Singing penguin in a suit—what a lot! (a lot a lot)
Credit cards melting like a snowman’s face,
But I don’t care—it’s Christmas, it’s a spending race!
Bought a robot elf that stole my cat,
Santa’s got nothing on my spree—imagine that! (imagine that)
Chorus
I spend, spend, spend like there’s no day tomorrow!
I buy glittery pants and a yacht full of marshmallow! (yummmy yum)
I spent it all on Christmas, no regrets today,
I even bought Rudolph a bikini—hooray! (hooray)
Verse
Kangaroo in a Santa hat, chocolate waterfall and glittering steed!
Tuxedo for my goldfish, crown for my dog—no need!
Singing moose to wave goodbye, rocket to Santa’s sky,
Rented the moon, flamingo mule—oh my!
I spend, spend, spend like there’s no day tomorrow!
I buy glittery pants and a yacht full of marshmallow! (yummmy yum)
I spent it all on Christmas, no regrets today,
I even bought Rudolph a bikini—hooray! (hooray)
I just spend it all for Christmas…
and I only want more