Oops, I forgot

“Oops,

I did it…

wait, what day is it?”

Verse

Every quiet moment feels like a crime

Burned the toast again, another small fail this time.

Keys on the counter, but where is my phone?

Mom’s calling again, Dad wants me to fix the unknown.

Pre-C

Scribble notes I’ll never read,

Swear I meant to remember, but my mind just ran.

The dog’s chewing my shoes, kids coloring the wall,

I put the milk in the pantry—chaos is my jam!

Chorus

Oops, I forgot again, what day is it today?

Oops, I forgot again, my brain just ran away!

Bills, chores, birthdays, nothing goes as planned,

Forgetfulness is my superpower—I’m a rockstar in demand!

Verse

The calendar says Thursday, microwaved the TV remote,

Can’t remember my phone number, but Wi-Fi still floats.

Smoke alarm screaming, neighbors banging the wall,

Kids dressed like pirates, dog running through it all.

Pre-Ch

Grandma’s on the roof, waving her old frying pan,

Mom’s pulling out her hair, but somehow I still stand.

Coffee spilled on homework, wallet left on the bus,

Texted my boss by mistake, called my cat by my kid’s name—oops!

Chorus

Oops, I forgot again, what day is it today?

Oops, I forgot again, my brain just ran away!

Cereal on the floor, laundry in the oven, nothing goes as planned,

Forgetfulness is my glory—I’m the champion of this land!

Bridge

I try to be perfect, but I don’t even know what that is like,

The world has other plans, and I just go along for the ride.

Spilled milk, lost socks, burnt toast, minor disasters,

But we laugh, we scream, we rock—it’s chaos forever after!

Final Chorus

Oops, I forgot again, what day is it today?

Oops, I forgot again, my brain just ran away!

Keys, toast, bills, homework, losing all control,

Forgetfulness is my anthem—stressful life, rock ’n’ roll!