Just 5 Minutes

(Verse 1)

I told you babe, "I’ll be real quick,"

Just grabbed my phone, no need to click.

You rolled your eyes, you know my game,

But I swore this time it ain’t the same.

I strutted off with toilet pride,

Said “five minutes” – yeah, I lied.

Now here I sit, my throne, my fate,

Regretin’ all that Taco Plate.

(Pre-Chorus)

You texted twice, you called my name,

But nature's rules ain’t one to tame.

I tried to push, I really tried…

But I’m still here, with burning pride.

(Chorus)

🎶 I said five minutes, but it’s been twenty-three,

Stuck in the bathroom, girl, please forgive me.

This ain't just scrolling or TikTok crimes,

It’s a full-blown saga with echoing rhymes.

My butt betrayed me, this I swear is true,

Still love me, babe? I'm pooping for you. 🎶

(Verse 2)

I saw the memes, I felt your wrath,

The group chat knows my toilet path.

You knocked once more, “Are you alive?”

I'm fighting demons – pray I survive.

No candle strong enough to mask

The fiery burden of my task.

My legs are numb, my soul’s in pain,

But babe, I’d do it all again.

(Bridge)

It's not a break-up, just a breakdown,

The porcelain king has lost his crown.

I need a wipe, a hug, a prayer,

And maybe just some fresher air.

(Final Chorus)

I said five minutes, but it’s been an hour,

My phone is dead, I lost all power.

But through this storm, one thing stays true:

My heart (and guts) belong to you.

Next time I’ll warn you, I’ll shout the truth,

But for now… I’m trapped inside this poop-booth.

(Outro, whispered dramatically)

Tell my family… I loved them…

But I’m not sure I’ll make it back in time for dinner.