Nice Try, Buddy

(Verse 1 - Man)

Hey there, girl, I saw you from afar,

Thought I'd come over, ‘cause you’re a superstar,

Maybe we could dance, maybe grab a bite,

I promise, babe, I'll treat you right!

(Verse 1 - Woman)

Oh hey there, mister, nice pick-up line,

But I’ve heard it once, maybe a hundred times,

I’m here with my friends, just having fun,

So take a seat, ‘cause you’re not the one!

(Chorus - Both)

(Man): C’mon now, girl, give me a chance!

(Woman): Nice try, buddy, no romance!

(Man): Just one coffee, maybe a tea?

(Woman): Thanks, but no, it’s not for me!

(Both): Oh, oh, nice try, buddy, move along,

This ain’t a love song, you got it wrong!

(Verse 2 - Man)

How 'bout a joke? I’m funny as can be,

You’ll be laughing hard, maybe fall for me,

A little dinner, just you and me,

I'm telling ya, girl, we got chemistry!

(Verse 2 - Woman)

Oh, bless your heart, you’re quite the clown,

But I’m not looking for a guy around,

I got my friends, I’m feeling free,

You’re sweet, but it’s a “no” from me!

(Chorus - Both)

(Man): C’mon now, girl, give me a chance!

(Woman): Nice try, buddy, no romance!

(Man): Just one coffee, maybe a tea?

(Woman): Thanks, but no, it’s not for me!

(Both): Oh, oh, nice try, buddy, move along,

This ain’t a love song, you got it wrong!

(Bridge - Man)

Alright, I get it, I’ll stop my quest,

But can I at least say you’re the best?

I’ll take my L and go my way,

But maybe you’ll call me up someday?

(Bridge - Woman)

Well, you’re persistent, I’ll give you that,

Not bad for a guy in a nice, clean hat,

But if you want to know my plan,

I’d rather just keep it… just a fan!

(Chorus - Both)

(Man): C’mon now, girl, give me a chance!

(Woman): Nice try, buddy, no romance!

(Man): Just one coffee, maybe a tea?

(Woman): Thanks, but no, it’s not for me!

(Both): Oh, oh, nice try, buddy, move along,

This ain’t a love song, you got it wrong!

(Outro - Both)

(Man): Alright, I’m off, no more flirty talk,

(Woman): Hey, good luck out there, take a walk!

(Man): But if you change your mind, you know where I’ll be,

(Woman): Sure thing, buddy – but don’t wait for me!