One Beer Too Many

(Verse 1)

Started the night with just one cold beer,

Just a sip or two, I had nothing to fear.

But then I thought, “Hey, what’s one more?”

And before I knew it, I was on beer number four.

(Chorus)

One beer too many, now I'm seeing double,

Walking sideways, lookin' for trouble.

One more sip and I’ll be alright,

But I might just sleep on the bar tonight.

(Verse 2)

Tried to stand up, but the room did a spin,

Stumbled on over, tried to lean on my friend.

He laughed so hard, he fell down, too,

Now we’re both on the floor, it’s a wobbly crew.

(Chorus)

One beer too many, now I'm seeing double,

Walking sideways, causing a rumble.

My legs are jelly, my brain’s on snooze,

But give me one more – what have I got to lose?

(Bridge)

Talked to a lamp, thought it was a girl,

Asked for her number, gave it a whirl.

The bartender sighed, said, “That’s enough, son,”

But I winked at the plant like I’d already won.

(Chorus)

One beer too many, now I'm seeing double,

Walkin' a line that leads straight to trouble.

Got a bottle in hand and no fear in my heart,

'Cause every good story has a ridiculous start.

(Outro)

So here’s to the laughs, the spills, and the falls,

The tipsy tales and wobbly walls.

Tomorrow I’ll swear I’ll never do it again,

But right now… Bartender, pour me one more, my friend!

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