TOILET QUEST

"Toilet Quest (I Gotta Go!)"

(Verse 1)

I’m stuck in traffic, can’t hold it in,

The pressure’s building, can’t keep it within,

I’m on a mission, a desperate search,

But every bathroom’s got a “Closed for Maintenance” curse!

(Pre-Chorus)

I’m running wild through city streets,

Seeing the world from where my bladder beats,

Locked doors, dead ends, nowhere to go,

One thought in my mind: “Don’t let it overflow!”

(Chorus)

I gotta go, I’m losing control,

The urge is strong, it’s taking its toll!

I’m rockin’ this town, from block to block,

On a hunt for a place to drop!

(Verse 2)

I see a cafe, but the owner’s grim,

“Customers only!” – I shout, “Man, I’m on the rim!”

The gas station’s locked, they want small change,

But all I’ve got are big bills – life is so deranged!

(Pre-Chorus)

From bar to bar, I’m in agony,

A rock ‘n’ roll road trip turned misery,

Every bathroom’s like a distant dream,

I’m yelling to the heavens: “Hold it in, please!”

(Chorus)

I gotta go, I’m losing control,

The urge is strong, it’s taking its toll!

I’m rockin’ this town, from block to block,

On a hunt for a place to drop!

(Bridge)

Then I see it – a shining sign,

A beacon of hope, my moment divine!

The line is long, but I can see the door,

Relief is close, can’t take much more!

(Chorus)

I gotta go, I’m losing control,

The urge is strong, it’s taking its toll!

I’m rockin’ this town, from block to block,

On a hunt for a place to drop!

(Outro)

And finally I sit, the world feels right,

A rocker on his throne, my victory in sight,

The battle is won, my quest is done,

But tomorrow, yeah, it’ll start with the sun!