[Verse]
Wizard hat tilted, staff in my grip,
Balrog frontin', bout to take a trip.
Flames and shadows, think he's all tough,
Gandalf the White, callin' his bluff.
[Verse 2]
Bridge of Khazad-dûm, stakes real high,
Balrog puffin' smoke like a dragon on the fly.
Swingin' that whip, think he got game,
But I’m the wizard here, remember my name.
[Chorus]
You shall not pass, ain't sayin' it twice,
Balrog actin' up, gotta pay the price.
Brighter than his flames, wit sharp and neat,
Balrog, get lost, or face defeat.
[Verse 3]
Balrog screechin', puttin' on a show,
Gandalf rollin' eyes, like "here we go."
Ancient demon, you ain't impressin’ me,
More annoying than a hobbit with curiosity.
[Verse 4]
Staff outstretched, bridge starts to crack,
Balrog fallin', I’m takin' the flak.
Long fall, grapplin' in the dark,
Wish I had some earplugs, for this lark.
[Chorus]
You shall not pass, ain't sayin' it twice,
Balrog actin' up, gotta pay the price.
Brighter than his flames, wit sharp and neat,
Balrog, get lost, or face defeat.