Ultimate Jeff

Jeff (Jeff) in the P.S. world is the ultimate gamer.

Got his own man cave. Word up, the man is an entertainer.

A man on fire in the cyber world, goofing off couldn't get more stranger.

It's a comedy of epic gold, so funny, so real coming with a disclaimer.

Jeff (Jeff) with fingers on the trigger,

Sights zone in, you better be a little quicker.

Your life will flash, it is just a flicker,

between the snoring, just listen for the snicker.

All hail to JEFF (JEFF!), man of the hour, a man with style.

Beware of JEFF (JEFF!), if the trigger don't get you, just wait.....wait....damn, he asleep, this is going to take a while.

Jeff (Jeff) his load out be going in buck naked,

Nothing but fabric for a loin cloth, it's a mental game be shakin.

Gun him down if you will, be getting absolutely nothin.

Unless you reach up in safe pocket land, don't ask, don't tell, two fingers for lovin.

You stand there over Jeff's corpse knowing you were duped.

Feeling stupid cause you can't find the values in the poop chute.

So just sit there sratcing your head, knowing what a waste.

Watch out, wait until the next load out, this is just a taste.

Jeff (Jeff) his load out be going in buck naked,

Nothing but fabric for a loin cloth, it's a mental game be shakin.

Gun him down if you will, be getting absolutely nothin.

Unless you reach up in safe pocket land, don't ask, don't tell, two fingers for lovin.

Jeff (Jeff) his load out be going in buck naked,

Nothing but fabric for a loin cloth, it's a mental game be shakin.

Gun him down if you will, be getting absolutely nothin.

Unless you reach up in safe pocket land, don't ask, don't tell, two fingers for lovin.