

Prompt / Lyrics
New Phone Who dis Hold Up Need to piss Alright Who’s this Calm down now miss Just take a deep breathe Breathe in Breathe out You just need to calm down Tell me what’s goin on Take another deep breath Hold it in Pass out When you wake up on the couch Might be Oscar the Grouch The crazy dreams you tell me about That even you can’t figure out I would like for you you to tell me how How did I wrong you now I’m your Muppet A puppet Like a puppeteer You stuff it You control my mouth Grover I’m over The way you treat me How Can I Count on you Not Certain I thought we were Bert and Ernie Thought we could commit We were the shit Miss Piggy and Kermit Never understood till now Every-time I speak It’s Sesame Street Elementary Right out of my Mr. noodle But I don’t think that will sell though Like Elmo It’s seldom That you blow up Like a Snuffleupagus trunk Especially if you love Trump Y’all can kiss my rump I’m Gonzo
Tags
rap
0:45
No
2/7/2026