Henson

New Phone

Who dis

Hold Up

Need to piss

Alright

Who’s this

Calm down now miss

Just take a deep breathe

Breathe in

Breathe out

You just need to calm down

Tell me what’s goin on

Take another deep breath

Hold it in

Pass out

When you wake up on the couch

Might be Oscar the Grouch

The crazy dreams you tell me about

That even

you can’t figure out

I would like for you you to tell me how

How did I wrong you now

I’m your Muppet

A puppet

Like a puppeteer

You stuff it

You control my mouth

Grover

I’m over

The way you treat me

How

Can I Count on you

Not Certain

I thought we were Bert and Ernie

Thought we could commit

We were the shit

Miss Piggy and Kermit

Never understood till now

Every-time I speak

It’s Sesame Street

Elementary

Right out of my Mr. noodle

But I don’t think that will sell though

Like Elmo

It’s seldom

That you blow up

Like a Snuffleupagus trunk

Especially if you love Trump

Y’all can kiss my rump

I’m Gonzo