I gotta make tonight special
One she’ll never forget
I’m gonna try something new
(Verse 1)
Met the baddest honey in the club
She want me to come over for some fun
I’ve been in a dry streak
Started feeling extra weak
Gotta come up with a plan
To feel like the man
It’s all a part of getting old
My friend said I can uplift my soul
If I get some help
There’s no shame to have
Just buy a tool with a special brand
I asked what can this tool be?
He said just trust me
It’s called a
(Chorus)
HONEY PACK!
It’ll get you hard for 36 hours
HONEY PACK!
Your dick gets huge and it ain’t sour
HONEY PACK!
She’ll never forget you
HONEY PACK!
This ain’t the honey you get from Winnie the Pooh!
(Verse 2)
I pulled up to the gas station
Bought a burrito then looked at my options
There was rhino pills for maximum damage
I saw the honey pack for my advantage
Put it on the counter with some chips
And an ice pack with a Sierra Mist
The guy looked at me strange
I told him I have some guts to rearrange
Got in the car and downed the whole pack
My eyes turned red and I felt a tingle in my sack
Flew to her house and when she answered the door
I got light headed and almost passed out on the floor
But at least I had a boner
(Chorus)
HONEY PACK!
It’ll get you hard for 36 hours
HONEY PACK!
Your dick gets huge and it ain’t sour
HONEY PACK!
She’ll never forget you
HONEY PACK!
This ain’t the honey you get from Winnie the Pooh!
(Verse 3)
My head hurt
But my goal is to make her squirt
So I’m gonna suck it up
Put it in soon as I lift her skirt
But she said let’s talk first, that I’m still a stranger
My dick hurting, pushing up on my wrangler
I begged PLEASE CAN I JUST PUT IT IN
My head on fire, the room starting to spin
She said fine and we got to getting freaky
The honey pack was working
Going fast, I looked like I was tweaking
I started running out of breath
Wanted to finish the sex
She said don’t stop, she was impressed
My left arm went numb
Lost all feeling to my thumb
And my chest started to throb
She asked if something was wrong
I said I think it’s the honey pack
Now my dumbass has gotten a heart attack!
(Chorus)
HONEY PACK!
It’ll get you hard for 36 hours
HONEY PACK!
Your dick gets huge and it ain’t sour
HONEY PACK!
She’ll never forget you
HONEY PACK!
This ain’t the honey you get from Winnie the Pooh!
(Outro)
All this to give the weinering of a lifetime
She better have enjoyed it
I should’ve got the rhino pill…
(End)
