[Intro – Calm Voice]
Monday again, huh?
Time to pretend I care.
fake yawn
…Nah, fuck that.
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[Verse 1]
Woke up late, spilled ramen on my code,
Slack’s blowin’ up like I’m some HR node.
Manager talkin’ ‘bout “team synergy” —
Meanwhile I’m Googling “how to fake a PhD.”
Coffee’s cold, my soul is too,
Payroll hit? Still broke — that’s new.
They said “follow dreams,” so I got this job,
Now I dream of quitting while I rob a rich snob.
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[Chorus – Loud & Proud]
🎶
FUCK this work! I only want money, money, money!
FUCK this work! These emails ain’t funny, funny, funny!
FUCK this work! I’m done with the grind,
FUCK this work! I’m losin’ my mind!
FUCK. THIS. WOOOORK.
(Somebody Venmo me.)
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[Verse 2]
My boss says “Let’s circle back,” I say “Let’s not.”
Asked for a raise, they laughed on the spot.
Company lunch? Just plain-ass rice,
But they bought new plants for the lobby — nice.
They gave me a shirt, said “Wear with pride,”
But I used it to wipe my tears and hide.
I didn’t go to college just to stress and bleed,
I went to meet debt collectors… and smoke some weed.
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[Chorus – Louder Now]
🎶
FUCK this work! I only want money, money, money!
FUCK this work! Let’s quit and act bummy, bummy, bummy!
FUCK this work! I’m done with the lies,
FUCK this work! I’m outsourcing my cries!
FUUUUUCK THIS WOOOORK!
(And your “mandatory fun” potluck too.)
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[Bridge – Spoken Word / Breakdown]
Oh, now they’re calling it “quiet quitting” when I just do my job?
Nah, I’m loud quitting — slamming the Google Doc shut,
Flipping my badge, throwing it like a ninja star,
Then Ubering straight into the arms of unemployment and peace.
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[Final Chorus – Like a War Chant]
🎶
FUCK this work! (Clap! Clap!)
Money talks, this job just lurks!
FUCK this work! (Mic drop!)
Take your synergy and shove it in a Dropbox!
FUUUUUCK THIS WOOOOORK!
(Sincerely, a slightly overqualified mess.)
