[INTRO]
Yeah
Turn it up stupid loud
I just saw a squirrel in Timberlands
This ain’t normal
[VERSE 1]
Woke up in a cornfield eatin’ cold spaghetti,
Had a possum in the back yellin’ “boy, get ready!”
Truck full of waffles and a jar of gasoline,
My dog wearin’ shades lookin’ mad at me.
Saw a pigeon doin’ donuts in a stolen tank,
Grandma in the front seat smellin’ like a skunk bank.
Mailbox full of onions and expired milk,
Cowboy boots squeakin’ made of turtle silk.
Pulled up to the creek in a shopping cart fast,
Fish in the water yellin’ “bro, that won’t last!”
Then I seen him… little dude in the tree,
Tiny leather jacket and a chainsaw on his knee.
[PRE-CHORUS]
He looked at me once, I looked at him twice,
He revved that blade like he wanted my life.
[CHORUS]
Squirrel with a chainsaw, cuttin’ through the bass,
Ran up on my truck, threw acorns in my face.
Yeehaw, yeehaw, who let him outside?
Lil’ dude goin’ crazy on a lawnmower ride.
Squirrel with a chainsaw, tearin’ up the street,
Peanut butter drippin’ off his tiny feet.
Yeehaw, yeehaw, somebody save my snacks,
He just stole my Doritos and he ain’t comin’ back.
[VERSE 2]
Saw him at the gas station pumpin’ Mountain Dew,
Told me “life’s short, kid,” then he ate a shoe.
Had a belt made of bacon and a hat full of glue,
Started breakdancin’ while the tornado flew.
My tractor got jealous, started throwin’ bricks,
Chicken in the backseat yellin’ “DO A KICKFLIP!”
Dropped my burrito in a puddle of ranch,
Then a goat in Crocs challenged me to dance.
Helicopter landed, but it was made of bread,
Pilot was a cactus with spaghetti for a head.
Squirrel jumped in, yelled “take me to the moon!”
Then chainsawed the sun and left before noon.
[BREAKDOWN / DROP]
Brrt—
Chainsaw loud, peanut shell crown
Whole town shook when he came around
Bass so hard make the sidewalk crack
Squirrel in the cut and he ain’t lookin’ back
[FINAL CHORUS]
Squirrel with a chainsaw, king of the pines,
Cut my WiFi out like four damn times.
Yeehaw, yeehaw, chaos in the yard,
He stole my grill and my debit card.
Squirrel with a chainsaw, legend of the block,
Pull up real slow in a Croc-shaped drop-top.
Yeehaw, yeehaw, this song’s absurd,
But it slaps so hard, don’t question a word.
[OUTRO]
If you see him… run.
If you hear him… duck.
If he asks for snacks…
Give ‘em up.
