EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
BENDER!
VERSUS!
MEGATRON!
BEGIN!
[Megatron]
I am Megatron! The pinnacle of tyranny and might,
Decepticon supreme, crushing all in my sight.
You dare step to me, I'll flay your metal hide
With Decepticon bars crushing your pride
You say "kill all humans" like it's some kind of bit,
While I've slaughtered whole worlds – you ain't killed shit
I'm fueled by Energon, raw fire surging in my core,
You're fueled by cheap booze, passed out on the floor.
Brutal and cunning, my reign's built to last,
So make like an Autobot and roll out of here fast!
[Bender]
I'm Bender, baby! The baddest bot who bends bars and brews booze,
You're a decrepit Decepti-chump destined to lose.
You're old news, scrap metal left over from '84,
I'm the face of the future, you can't compute my score.
You're a loser Meggy, even your transformation's lame,
You turn into a gun and need others to take aim.
Then Shia LeBeouf shoved a cube in your chest,
You went out like a chump – pathetic at best.
Prime's owned you in battle, time after time,
I'll out-bend and out rap you, call me Optimus Rhyme!.
I'm schooling you, Megatron – welcome to Planet Express
Deliver an L then swipe that cog from your chest!
[Megatron]
I've spanned eons – you're from an assembly line,
Bend you over my knee and crush your primitive spine.
You've got no spark – only petty greed,
I chase the allspark, you chase booze you don't need.
You're canceled so often, left you rusting in the past,
I reign supreme through decades, energon built to last.
Slap a magnet on your head and you'll be singing defeat,
From Prime to Grimlock – Megatron knows no retreat.
Step to me and I'll blast you into fine space dust
Turn your ship into scrap, leave it behind to rust
You're just a drunken tin jester, barely worth my nod,
I am the fate of worlds – bow to Megatron, your god!
[Bender]
Bow to you? Ha! Bender doesn't bow – I Bend but don't break,
I was a God once, pal – you're just a cosmic mistake.
You never retreat, We hear that lie on repeat,
"Fall back!" is your cry when facing defeat.
I'm gold chains, titanium, attitude and brass,
You're a has-been villain with exactly no class.
Canceled? My fans bring me back, they love my brand of sin
You get reboots to get beat again and again
On earth or on Cybertron you're always second place
I'll build a planet with blackjack and hookers, and rub it in your face
Good news, everyone! I'm schooling this Decepticon mass,
So Bend on one knee to bite my shiny metal ass!
HAHAHA!
WHO WON?
WHOSE NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
