ERB Ryu vs Tyson

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
RYU!
VERSUS!
MIKE TYSON!
BEGIN!

[Tyson]
Listen up Karate boy, I"m on the Iron Mic  
I"ll only need one single round to end this fight  
I"m the final boss of Punch Out you"re a mid-tier Player One  
Go back home to your dojo in the land of the rising sun  
You wander the planet looking for warriors skilled and strong  
Well I beat Frazier in 30 but I doubt I"ll need that long  
Picking a fight with Iron Mike is a choice that you"ll regret  
I"d rather fight Akuma cause he"d be a bigger threat  
So keep blasting your Hadokens but my combos are precise  
One uppercut from Tyson puts your black belt on ice!  

[Ryu]
You come swingin’ fists, but I mastered the flow,  
Tatsumaki in my arsenal—you won’t see it blow.  
I’ve toppled Bison’s reign, scarred Sagat for life,  
Your punch-out legacy can’t cut me like a knife.  
Ear bites and quick KOs? My focus stays serene,  
I train with Ken, forging combos crisp and clean.  
Your single uppercut? I’ll meet it with Shoryuken might,  
You’re in my dojo now—prepare to lose this fight!  

[Tyson]
Your cheap shots miss, bro they"re not enough  
Make me wanna bite my own ears off  
First I"ll hit ya with a right hook, uppercut, shovel  
Ryu backpedaling, so cover up on the double  
Cause no fireballs or spin kicks can slay me,   
Dropping combos like my flow: smooth as butter baby
You"re pixels on a screen I brawl in prime time
Since Cus D’Amato’s tutelage my legend has shined
Look at Balrog or Bison, you"ll start to see  
My legend"s so bright they named a fighter after me

[Ryu]
Cheap shots? You’re wild, Mike, but I’m calm in my stance,  
Fists forged in discipline, not celebrity dance.  
I’ve crossed the globe with Dragon Punches that sing,  
While you’re stuck re-living your “final boss” fling.
You say no spin kick can tame your muscle might,  
But my hurricane’s legit—cuts through hype in the night.  
Balrog’s a shadow of you? I brushed him aside,  
I’m the World Warrior, no glam to hide.  
Your legends may shine, but watch my Hadouken ignite
I’m leveling giants; you’re next in my fight!

[Tyson]
I may be up next but this fight is your last  
My verses and punches putting Ryu on blast  
Take your health bar to zero, you"re going down  
Don"t need my Mystery Team to solve who wears the crown  
Your punches and spin kicks make real fighters scoff 
But ask Ip Man how i knock masters heads off!
Tiger Uppercuts don"t scare me I"ve tamed them for real
Tyson"s worldwide appeal, it"s the real freaking deal
Ain"t no man in the Streets that can match my bravado  
Bring it on I"ll face that Satsui no Hado!


[Ryu]
So you’ll face my dark power? Let’s see you stand tall,
I"ve faced down the Hulk while you lost to Jake Paul!
I’ve walked the path of warriors—no ring lights required,  
Your prime time might’s overshadowed, I’m never retired.
Ip Man’s precision? I’ll match that with grace,
I"m a titan of gaming, so best know your place!
From the ring to the streets I"m the fighters true test
Face me now Tyson put that Iron to Rest!

WHO WON?
WHO"S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

[OUTRO]