Verse 1
I grabbed a bowl, thought life was sweet,
Just trying to shove some chocolate down to eat.
Then my brain went, "Oi... what the fuck's that?"
A yellow M&M? Nah... I ain't buying that!
I counted green, I counted blue,
Orange, brown... the whole damn crew.
Then yellow popped up looking smug as shit,
Like, "I've been here forever." Yeah? Get fucked a bit.
Pre-Chorus
I looked left, I looked right,
Started questioning my whole damn life.
Was this Mandela Effect or was I blind?
Someone explain this to my confused-ass mind!
Chorus
🎵 HAS THERE ALWAYS BEEN YELLOW FUCKING M&M'S?! 🎵
I swear they spawned in while I blinked my damn eyes!
Green was chilling, blue looked fine,
Then yellow showed up committing a fucking crime!
I'm standing there like a detective on TV,
Investigating chocolate like it's CSI.
Maybe I've lost it... maybe I'm cooked...
Or maybe those little bastards had me fucking shook!
Verse 2
Then I spotted red... "Where the fuck'd you go?"
Oh yeah... I ate 'em five minutes ago. 🤦♀️🤣
Case closed? Hell no, not quite,
I'm still suspicious every fucking night.
Next thing you know I'll find a purple one,
Google's gonna tell me, "They've always been, hun."
Nah mate, someone's changing colours while I sleep,
Those sneaky little chocolates are playing for keeps!
Bridge
Call the cops! Call NASA too!
I've got questions that nobody can get through!
Forget aliens, forget Area 51...
Explain the yellow M&M, then we'll all be done!
Final Chorus
🎵 HAS THERE ALWAYS BEEN YELLOW FUCKING M&M'S?! 🎵
This mystery's got me losing my damn mind!
I'll eat the whole bag trying to find the truth...
Then forget what I was looking for... because I'm chewing. 🤣
Outro
Yellow M&M just sitting there like... 😎
"Bro... I've literally been here since the beginning."
Me:
"THE FUCK YOU HAVE!" 🤣🤣🤣💛
