Verse 1)
She was born with her middle finger high,
A little rebel under a small-town sky.
Flipping off teachers, mailmen too,
If you crossed her path, she"d flip off you.
Even her grandma got a taste of the bird,
At Sunday dinner, when she spoke a word.
“Oh, you think you’re cute?” Granny said with a glare,
But she just smirked and left it in the air.
(Chorus)
She flipped the whole world, one by one,
Thought life was a game, and she already won.
But birds come home to roost, you see,
And karma"s got a sense of irony.
Oh yeah, birds come home to roost, my friend,
Her middle finger got her in the end.
(Verse 2)
One day she was driving, late for a date,
Flipped off a biker at a crossing gate.
Didn’t see the truck, too busy flippin’,
Next thing she knew, her car was skippin’.
She woke up dazed in a hospital bed,
With a nurse shaking her puzzled head.
“Ma’am, it’s bad—this ain’t no hoax—
You broke your middle finger in three places, folks.”
(Chorus)
She flipped the whole world, one by one,
Thought life was a game, and she already won.
But birds come home to roost, you see,
And karma"s got a sense of irony.
Oh yeah, birds come home to roost, my friend,
Her middle finger got her in the end.
(Bridge)
Now she’s stuck in a full-body cast,
And folks drive by just laughing fast.
Her middle finger"s wrapped and taped,
Now it’s her turn to feel disgraced.
(Verse 3)
The biker she flipped? He brought her flowers,
And sat by her side for a couple hours.
Said, “You can’t flip me now, girl, don’t be sad,
But that broken finger looks kinda bad.”
She had to laugh through the irony,
Her middle finger"s now her injury.
And the whole dang town got the last laugh,
At the queen of the bird in a full-body cast.
(Chorus)
She flipped the whole world, one by one,
Thought life was a game, and she already won.
But birds come home to roost, you see,
And karma"s got a sense of irony.
Oh yeah, birds come home to roost, my friend,
Her middle finger got her in the end.
(Outro)
Now she’s learned her lesson, though it came with pain,
Maybe next time she’ll try to refrain.
But if you see her driving with her hand taped tight,
She might just still flip you... outta spite.
