Im going to punch my meat

My friend told me to not do it but f*** it.I'm still going to do it.I'm going to punch my meat im going to punch my meat and nobody will stop me because my family does it every second My brother punches his meat.My sister punches her meat, my mum and dad punches.Their meat also they have the biggest one and when I go to my brother's house , he always tells me to not enter and I think it's because he wants to punch his micropenis and also i think he is Hitlers brother because his penis is just too small so no I burst into his room, because I wanted to goon and after 10 seconds, I became gay! And I even punched my meat in front of my wife and she broke up with me, but I didn't care because she didn't punch her meat and that was an insult for me so now I became gay! Again and I got arrested, and now I became a femboy!!! And pregnant 🤰 and then I goon to a baby and now I got arrested for ten years , and I don't care , because i'm still punching my meat!!!