[Verse 1]
Welcome to the games, it’s a quarter past noon
Flags hangin’ proud from every dang porch roof
Tommy’s got the keg stand, Mike’s on grill patrol
Angie’s in the referee shirt, screamin’ “GO, you trolls!”
Phil’s racin’ lawnmowers, drunk as a skunk
Marissa doin’ backflips in a kiddie pool of junk
Peter’s shotgunnin’ beers like it’s cardio night
And somebody’s grandma’s swingin’ in a Walmart fight
[Chorus]
It’s the Trailer Park Olympics, hold my beer and watch this
We got belly flop finals in the pool that don’t fit
We don’t need medals, just duct tape and pride
And a medal of honor for the one who survives
Yeah, light that torch with a cigarette spark
We’re the redneck champs of this trailer park
[Verse 2]
“Me How!” yells Mike, tryin’ to sound Chinese
Talkin’ Japanese Philips while he’s on his knees
Cheatin’ at garbage with two broke-ass decks
Missin’ half the cards from our wild drunk wrecks
Marissa’s the queen, knows every damn rule
Talkin’ trash like, “Y’all just fools!”
Tommy’s shirtless, shoutin’ “USA!”
Tripped on a goat and spilled his Rosé
[Chorus]
It’s the Trailer Park Olympics, lightin’ it up
We got flips off the dumpster and chug-a-lug cups
Ain’t no judges, just neighbors and clout
If you ain’t bruised, then you’re already out
Yeah, gold goes to who can fart the theme song
Redneck games all summer long
[Bridge – Half-Talking, Half-Sung]
We got…
• Beer pong with antifreeze
• Shopping cart races down the street
• A slip ’n slide made outta trash bags
• And Angie yellin’ “Y’all better not crash that shed!”
[Final Chorus]
It’s the Trailer Park Olympics, let the legends be told
Where the trophies are cans and the winners are bold
No rich folks here, just broke with some heart
Doin’ jackass stunts in a world-class park
So raise that beer and shout out loud—
“We’re the kings of this busted-ass crowd!”
[Outro – Chant]
U-S-A!
T-R-P! (Trailer Park Proud!)
U-S-A!
Champs of the street!
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