Im tired but I still like money

I’m getting tired,

Im getting tired of working,

I’m getting tired of being tired while working,

I start each day with a ton of energy,

Drinking my coffee and eating some eggs.

Thinking of how much I like money,

I just don’t want to have to go to work for it,

If only someone would create a way for me to get paid to do nothin

Like getting paid to walk the dog,

Or paid to wash the car,

Get paid to take the boat out, and fish all day long

Or get paid to take a mid day nap,

Or a nap in mid mornin,

As a matter of fact, a nap at anytime of day would be fine, as long as I could sleep.

I sure would like to get paid, to play basketball with my kids.

Or get paid to take my wife out to eat,

Or get paid to go see a movie.

I sure can think of a lot of things to do to get paid that are better than going to work.