Dong

Don't be a loner, cover your boner

You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong

If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it

If you think she's spunky, It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter

If you slip between her thighs, condomize

She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

If you go into heat, packageWhile your undressing Venus, dress up your penis

When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse

Especially in December, gift wrap your member

Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker

Don't be a fool, vulcanize 1) Cover your stump before you hump

Before you attack her, wrap your whacker

) Don't be silly, protect your Willie

When in doubt shroud you Glove your pecker before you check her

) Coat that slimmer before you prime her

Condomize then womanize (or sodomize)

) Cover old pete then grind her meat

Guard your peter before you meet her

Check your list before you tryst

Wrap your bate before you mate

Can your worm before you squirm

Cover your pipe you dumb ass wipe

70) Contain your lizard then