You looked at me with love with happiness, with spark.
Then just like that you looked at me like I was never what you wanted. That hurt and I will never forgive you for breaking the heart I softly gave you...lying aren't mistakes they are choices, and you chose to do this to me. You knew it would hurt me, but you still did it. Mistakes happen by accident, but this wasn't accidental it was intentional. When you truly care about someone, you don't make decisions that break their trust. Love is built on honesty and respect, and you showed me neither. If I meant anything to you, you wouldn't have made that choice.. “You’re so sexy, my zipper is falling for you.”
23. “You remind me of Disneyland because I want to ride you all day long.”
24. “I was feeling off today, but you just totally turned me on.”
25. “You look great in that outfit, but I bet you’d look even better in your birthday suit.”
26. “I’m adding you to my to-do once dated a pair of twins. People always asked how I could tell them apart. It was easy: Mary painted her fingernails purple and Bob had a cock.Are you a loan? You've got my interest.”
23. “Does your ass have a number? Because it’s calling me.”
24. “I'm learning about important dates in history, want to be one of them?”
25. “Do you like whales? Because we can go hump back at my place.”
26. “Are you a firework? I heard you might bang.”
27. “You’re like a campfire... you’re hot and I want s’more.”
28. “Are you a movie trailer? Because I know you’ll be coming soon.”
29. “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘u’ between ‘f’, ‘c’, and ‘k’.”
30. “Do you believe in karma? Because I know some great Kama Sutra positions.”
31. “Let’s play carpenter so I can nail you.” “Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”
2. “Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?”Do I have to sign for your package?”
4. “Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you.”
5. “Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging you.”
6. “Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.”
7. “If you were a flower you’d be a damn-delion.”
8. “You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.”
9. “I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.”
10. “Baby, you’re so hot, you make the Equator look like the North Pole.”
11. “Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.”
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