Yo, straight outta Lake Isabella, bitch
Jacob , pale as the damn marina fish
[Verse 1]
I’m from that small-ass town by the big-ass lake
Where everybody fishes but I’m tryna be a Drake
Got my fake gold chain from the Kernville flea market
Saggin’ my Walmart jeans so low my boxers spark it
Tilting my trucker hat sideways to look hard in the bait shop
Jacob in the house, but my truck’s a damn pontoon drop-top
I did a two-day stretch for stealin’ gas station beef jerky
Deputy caught me ‘cause I left my fishing license in the dirt, see?
I’m a wig*a, go figure, white boy from Lake Isabella
Wants to be a gangsta but my mom still packs my cooler, for real-a
[Chorus]
I’m a wig*a
Jacob, Lake Isabella’s whitest nig*a
I’m a wig*a
Bass boat with the spinners, motherf**ker!
[Verse 2]
Closet full of FUBU I got off Facebook Marketplace
Sippin’ on a 40… of Coors Light from the ice chest, no cap
Smokin’ token stank weed… actually it’s just campfire smoke
Jacob on the lake, that’s my grandpa’s old bass boat, choke
I got a pick in my hair but it’s really just a fishing hook
Tryna talk the talk but I sound like I’m from a country song book
Front porch lookin’ hard with my NERF gun by the dock
Drive-by inner-tube fights, we squirtin’ all over the lock
[Chorus]
I’m a wig*a
Jacob , pasty king of Lake Isabella trigger
I’m a wig*a
Can’t even swim good, but I blame it on the water, !
- spoken, out of breath]
Yeah… I tried to dab on ‘em at the boat ramp but slipped on fish guts…
Jacob representin’ the Lake Isabella cul-de-sac thugs…
My gang sign is the shaka but I throw it up with a beer in my hand…
(mosquito slap) …anyway
at the marina, orderin’ bait shop tacos, extra mild
Locals think I’m lost, ask if I need a ride back to the wild
I say “Nah fam, I’m hard,” then I trip over my flip-flop straps
Start rappin’ ‘bout my propane tank and my weekend campin’ plans
My rims are spinnin’… on my golf cart at the park
Ranger called me in ‘cause I said “fo’ shizzle” to the park, what a lark
But it’s all good, I’m Jacob livin’ the lake life dream
Lake Isabella wig*a — mayonnaise on my trout, supreme!
I’m a wig*a go figure
Jacob the whitest wigga on the Isabella picture
I’m a wig*a, go figure
Pale as the bleached docks, but my Bluetooth says I’m a real spitter!
Yeah… from Lake Isabella…
I’m a wig*a… so go figure…