They're Pip and The Guv’nor
Yes, Pip and The Guv’nor
One’s brilliant and sharp, the other's a stunner
They're laboratory mice
Spliced once, maybe twice
They're teeny
They're Pip and The Guv’nor, Guv, Guv, Guv, Guv
Guv, Guv, Guv, Guv
Guv!
Before the night is through
Over a proper brew
By the dawning of the sun
The Empire is rerun!
[Instrumental break - played on a slightly out-of-tune pub piano]
Before the night is through
Over a proper brew
By the dawning of the sun
The Empire is rerun!
They're Pip and The Guv’nor
Yes, Pip and The Guv’nor
Their midnight campaign
In the drizzling rain:
To prove their mousey worth
They'll rule the bloody earth!
They're teeny
They're Pip and The Guv’nor, Guv, Guv, Guv, Guv
Guv, Guv, Guv, Guv...
BLIMEY!