Verse 1
Stir the kettle…
Hear it sing…
Every brew’s a wondrous thing!
A drop of bile…
A pinch of mold…
Let’s make this one delightfully bold!
It creeps…
It crawls…
It lingers long…
Why, that’s practically a love song!
Oh, what a marvelous little surprise…
Another masterpiece before your eyes!
Pre-Chorus
Bubble…
Boil…
Thicken slow…
Let’s see how wonderfully far it’ll go!
Chorus
Another plague!
Another strain!
Another jewel for my domain!
Rot and ruin…
Oh, what art!
Every masterpiece warms my heart!
Watch it spread!
Watch it thrive!
Nothing makes me feel so alive!
Raise the ladle!
Sing with glee!
There’s always one more plague to brew for me!
Verse 2
This one’s stubborn…
That one’s sly…
This one lingers long gone by.
A rattling cough…
A crimson hue…
No two blessings are quite the same, it’s true!
Some creep softly…
Some arrive fast…
Some become delightful legends that last!
Every mixture…
Every brew…
Another grand creation fresh and new!
Bridge (spoken)
Hmm…
Needs a touch more decay…
Ah!
Now that’s wonderfully unpleasant.
Hehehe…
Magnificent.
Write that one down.
We’ll call it…
A triumph.
Final Chorus
Another plague!
Another song!
I’ve been crafting these all along!
Every fever…
Every blight…
Shines beneath my warm delight!
Laugh, my children!
Dance and sway!
We’ll dream up something new today!
One more potion…
One more stain…
Then tomorrow…
We’ll begin again!