[Intro]
Oh, in Ottawa town, there's a little sprite,
With tales bizarre and stories bright.
A leprechaun's mischief, wild and free,
With a cucumber and a strange decree.
[Verse 1]
He’s loose in the streets, causing a scene,
With a bag of eggs and a whimsical dream.
Screaming loud, “Here’s my willy,” he shouts,
Laughing wild, pulling cute little spouts.
[Pre-Chorus]
People stop and stare, what a bizarre sight,
A tiny green fellow in the broad daylight.
With a giggle and grin, he dares to surprise,
Living his moments, wild and unwise.
[Chorus]
He’s running free, with his cucumber long,
Making a fuss and singing a song.
Oh, hear him roar, hear him shout,
In Ottawa streets, he's all about.
[Verse 2]
Next to his love, sitting so still,
He’s slicing a hole with a comedic thrill.
“See my willy!” he yells with a grin,
Trying to prove that he's got the win.
[Pre-Chorus]
The crowd’s looking on, with laughter and shock,
A tiny green wildcat, with a mocking mock.
In a world so straight, he dances alone,
In his own strange kingdom, a comic zone.
[Chorus]
He’s running free, with his cucumber long,
Making a fuss and singing a song.
Oh, hear him roar, hear him shout,
In Ottawa streets, he's all about.
[Bridge]
From the window to the truck, he turns with flair,
A tiny rebel without a care.
His fiancé sighs, “Oh, my God, stop,”
While he keeps on playing, he just can't crop.
[Outro]
So remember the leprechaun in the town,
Who runs around with humor uncrowned.
With his cucumber and a mighty cheer,
In Ottawa streets, he's the king, my dear.
goldensurvivor2026
