Bathroom Blitz in Galveston

Oh, in a bathroom stall, I took a dive

A tale of trouble, gotta stay alive

Calling out for help, don’t wanna be alone

A truck stop saga, lost and on my own

It started with a slip, a wrong turn in my plan

Thought I needed relief, but I swear it was unplanned

Gave myself an enema, with a bottle that went south

Now I’m on the floor, crying out, trying not to shout

Emergency in Galveston, it’s a strange scene

Confusion and fear, mixed with a little obscene

Trying to stay still, knowing any move might be worse

Help me, I’m trapped in this bathroom, cursed

911, what’s your emergency?

I’ve got a bottle stuck, can’t you see?

Bathroom five, I’m crying, in deep despair

Send rescue, send help, I need someone there

Oh, the bottle went where no bottle should go

In the chaos, I just want to lay low

Police, EMS, come break down the door

Save me from this bathroom war

So here I lay, on the tiles so cold

Story of the night I want to forget told

But I’ll rise up, from this bizarre plight

Thanks to the heroes in the dead of night