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Lyrics
[Intro]
Oh Johnny, hold on tight, hold on tight,
That mischievous fart's taking flight tonight.
Race to the bathroom, don't delay,
Before it escapes and steals the day.
[Verse 1]
Little Johnny, on the run, feeling that twinge,
A liquid waterfall is dancing on the edge.
Between your legs, a secret's ticking,
Time's running out, the distress is flickering.
[Pre-Chorus]
Hop, skip, dance, sway, hold that mighty blow,
Don’t let it surprise you in front of everyone you know.
Stainless steel, shiny and bright,
Waiting patiently to end this plight.
[Chorus]
Run, run, Little Johnny, don't let the chaos explode,
Make it to the bathroom, on your humble, humble road.
Hold that fart, be brave, avoid the gross disgrace,
Race to that porcelain throne, win this messy chase.
[Bridge]
Oh, the dance of urgency, the battle of the buns,
Fighting every second, dodging all the runs.
Summon all your courage, quick and smart,
Dash to the bathroom, save your part.
[Outro]
Victory’s sweet when you sit in that seat,
Survivor of the storm, victorious and neat.
Johnny, oh Johnny, proud and free,
You made it just in time for the grand finale.
The end of the race, a story well told,
Of courage, speed, and bravery bold.
Details
GeneratedJun 4, 2026
Duration1:49
LanguageEnglish
Style
Viking country rock, humorous duet, Gospel choir, electric guitar, drum and violin, humorous Viking strong vocals
Credits
Prompt by
goldensurvivor2026
goldensurvivor2026ModelAria v5.5
