The Smelly Van Adventure

Oh my God, we're all gonna die!

In this crazy van, just trying to survive

Laughing so hard, can't hold it inside

On I-35, with nowhere to hide

Nancy on the wheel, eyes burning bright

Fighting back tears, it's a terrible sight

Two lunatics in the back, farting up a storm

Laughing like it's fun, keeping her warm

The little leprechaun's crawling on the floor

Trying to escape the smell, can't take anymore

The cowboy's laughing 'til he can't breathe

All she wants is some relief

Oh my God, help me get away!

The fumes are stronger with each passing day

Farts and laughter, can't take this ride

On I-35, with nowhere to hide

Oh my God, what a crazy trip

Trying not to gag, feeling the slip

Laughs and tears, all in vain

Won't forget this wild, smelly train

They finally stop, get out and cry

Nancy's exhausted, asking why?

Crying out, she slams the door

Never again, she swore before

In the end, she just collapsed on the ground

Laughing and crying, lost and found

A story they'll tell for years to come

Of the day the van turned into a smelly run