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Lyrics
[Intro]
Oh my God, we're all gonna die!
In this crazy van, just trying to survive
Laughing so hard, can't hold it inside
On I-35, with nowhere to hide
[Verse 1]
Nancy on the wheel, eyes burning bright
Fighting back tears, it's a terrible sight
Two lunatics in the back, farting up a storm
Laughing like it's fun, keeping her warm
[Pre-Chorus]
The little leprechaun's crawling on the floor
Trying to escape the smell, can't take anymore
The cowboy's laughing 'til he can't breathe
All she wants is some relief
[Chorus]
Oh my God, help me get away!
The fumes are stronger with each passing day
Farts and laughter, can't take this ride
On I-35, with nowhere to hide
Oh my God, what a crazy trip
Trying not to gag, feeling the slip
Laughs and tears, all in vain
Won't forget this wild, smelly train
[Bridge]
They finally stop, get out and cry
Nancy's exhausted, asking why?
Crying out, she slams the door
Never again, she swore before
[Outro]
In the end, she just collapsed on the ground
Laughing and crying, lost and found
A story they'll tell for years to come
Of the day the van turned into a smelly run
Details
GeneratedMay 15, 2026
Duration1:56
LanguageEnglish
Style
Viking country rock, heartfelt duet, heartfelt Viking choir, Viking drums, comedy Viking vocals strong
Credits
Prompt by
goldensurvivor2026
goldensurvivor2026ModelAria v5.5
