Golden Goddess

[Intro - Thumping four-on-the-floor drum, funky bassline, strings swell]
[Sultry, spoken]
Diamonds... rubies... gold... more gold...
They come for my treasure...
They leave with... nothing.
[Beat drops]
GET DOWN TONIGHT!

[Verse 1 - Funky guitar, horns, disco beat]
Deep in the Caverns of El Dorado, that's where I reside
Wrapped in molten metal, golden armor, golden pride
They think they're gonna steal my loot, think they're gonna plunder
But honey, I'm a dragon queen—you're gonna feel my thunder
Phase one, I'm wearing gold from head to tail to claw
You chip away, you think you're winning, think you've seen it all
Then I shed my coat and shine in copper, silver, GLEAM
Surprise, surprise—the real me is a goddess-dragon dream!

[Pre-Chorus - Building, handclaps]
GOLD! (GOLD!)
MORE GOLD! (MORE!)
CAN'T HOLD! (CAN'T!)
THIS FORTUNE! (SCORE!)

[Chorus - Max disco energy, strings soaring]
KULVE TAROTH! QUEEN OF THE GLEAM!
KULVE TAROTH! LIVIN' THE DREAM!
KULVE TAROTH! GOLDEN HORNS OF FIRE!
KULVE TAROTH! EVERY HUNTER'S DEEP DESIRE!
(Get down tonight!)

[Verse 2 - More funk, bass solo under vocals]
They bring their Partbreaker, Bombardier, thinking they're so slick
I'll wrap my golden mantle 'round and make their weapons stick
I'll curl up in a giant ball and roll right through the hall
And when I slam the wall, they fall—satisfaction guaranteed for all
The final phase, I'm furious, my mantle's comin' off
My true form's a molten dragon with a thunderous roar and scoff
I breathe a stream of liquid gold across the cavern floor
You wanted treasure, hunter? HERE. COME. GET. SOME. MORE.

[Pre-Chorus 2]
GOLD! (GOLD!)
STILL GOLD! (STILL!)
CAN'T HOLD! (CAN'T!)
THIS THRILL! (THRILL!)

[Chorus]
KULVE TAROTH! QUEEN OF THE GLEAM!
KULVE TAROTH! LIVIN' THE DREAM!
KULVE TAROTH! GOLDEN HORNS OF FIRE!
KULVE TAROTH! EVERY HUNTER'S DEEP DESIRE!
(Get down tonight!)

[Bridge - Slows down, sexy and smooth]
[Spoken over funky bass]
They chase me for my weapons...
For my armor... for my crown...
But the real treasure?
[Pause]
...is watching them try.
[Beat kicks back in]
NOW DANCE.

[Saxophone Solo - Absolute filth, funkiest solo ever]

[Breakdown - Disco hands in the air]
EVERYBODY LIFT YOUR GLEAM! (FLASH!)
EVERYBODY SHOW YOUR DREAM! (CASH!)
EVERYBODY WANT THE GOLD! (STASH!)
KULVE TAROTH NEVER GETS OLD!

[Final Chorus - Bigger, brassier, key change]
KULVE TAROTH! (KULVE TAROTH!)
QUEEN OF THE GLEAM! (QUEEN OF THE GLEAM!)
KULVE TAROTH! (KULVE TAROTH!)
LIVIN' THE DREAM! (LIVIN' THE DREAM!)
KULVE TAROTH! (KULVE TAROTH!)
GOLDEN HORNS OF FIRE! (FIRE!)
KULVE TAROTH! (KULVE TAROTH!)
EVERY HUNTER'S DEEP DE—
(Sudden stop)

[Outro - Beat fades, single glittering sound]
[Whispered, echo]
They'll come back tomorrow...
And the next day...
And the next...
[Chuckle]
...I'll be waiting.
[Final sound - Gold coin spinning on floor, slowly falling]

Funk, Disco, Nerdcore, female