Funny things at the zoo

(Verse)

Yo, I pulled up at the zoo on a Saturday noon,

Monkeys throwin’ peanuts, dancin’ outta tune.

Giraffe in the corner tryna reach for a tree,

Lookin’ down on everybody like “you smaller than me.”

Elephants splashin’, trunks full of spray,

Hit me in the shirt — man, ruined my day.

Penguins in tuxedos walkin’ in a line,

Lookin’ like they late for a wedding on time.

Lions just chillin’ like kings on a throne,

While parrots in the cage won’t leave me alone.

“Pretty boy, pretty boy” squawkin’ on repeat,

I swear that bird roast me harder than a beat.

Zebras out here lookin’ like barcodes walkin’,

Flamingos on one leg, all night just stalkin’.

Hippos in the water playin’ hide-and-seek,

But when they open up their mouth, yo, that breath ain’t sweet!

So if you ever need a laugh, man, you know what to do,

Grab a ticket, take a trip, spend a day at the zoo.

Animals wild, they got nothin’ to prove,

But the way they act up, they got more groove than you!