Honky-Tonk Hangover

[Verse 1]
Woke up with my damn boots on,
Whiskey breath and a half-gone song.
Last thing I remember’s a neon glow,
A two-step spin and a "hell yeah" toast.

[Pre-Chorus]
Now my head's poundin’ like a goddamn drum,
Got a stamp on my hand, what the hell did I do?
Phone’s blowin’ up, guess I raised some hell,
Lord have mercy, I feel like shit, oh well!

[Chorus]
It's a honky-tonk hangover, straight from last night,
Danced too hard, drank too much, now I’m payin’ the price.
There’s a cowboy hat in my backseat, but it sure ain’t mine,
Guess I made some bad decisions, but fuck it, that’s fine…
Through this honky-tonk hangover haze.

[Verse 2]
Bartender said I was buyin’ shots,
Had the jukebox crankin’ way too hot.
Somewhere between "Friends in Low Places,"
And a bet that I lost, now my wallet’s wasted.

[Pre-Chorus]
Now my truck’s parked sideways, what the fuck?
Wallet’s got receipts from three damn bars.
Got a text from a girl sayin', "Call me, babe,"
But I swear I don’t even know her name!

[Chorus]
It's a honky-tonk hangover, straight from last night,
Danced too hard, drank too much, now I’m payin’ the price.
There’s a cowboy hat in my backseat, but it sure ain’t mine,
Guess I made some bad decisions, but fuck it, that’s fine…
Through this honky-tonk hangover haze.

[Bridge]
Well, I swore last time it was my last time,
But here I am again in the morning light.
Coffee ain’t strong enough, Lord, send me a sign,
‘Cause Saturday’s comin’ and I’m gettin’ fucked up tonight!

[Chorus]
It's a honky-tonk hangover, straight from last night,
Danced too hard, drank too much, now I’m payin’ the price.
There’s a cowboy hat in my backseat, but it sure ain’t mine,
Guess I made some bad decisions, but fuck it, that’s fine…
Through this honky-tonk hangover haze.

[Outro]
Yeah, it’s honky-tonk Friday, and I just might…
Do it all over again tonight.

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