Revenge is a Rodeo

He rolled in late with her perfume on

Lipstick on his neck, but he played it all calm

Said, “You’re just jealous, babe, don’t start a scene”

But I’d already lit the match on his gasoline

Took his boots, threw 'em in the fire

Slashed three tires — just to make him inquire

Left his truck sittin' crooked out front

Then saddled my mare like a smoke-trail stunt

'Cause revenge is a rodeo, baby, hold tight

I’m the storm in the saddle under Friday night lights

He broke a wild heart, now I’m breakin' the rules

While he's cryin’ in his truck, I’m collectin’ buckles and jewels

You think I’m bitter? Naw, I’m just in control

Spinnin’ in the spotlight while I'm takin' the gold

He lost a good girl, and the whole damn show

'Cause revenge... yeah, revenge is a rodeo

I signed up for barrels, broncs, and pride

Wrote “CHEATER” on his trailer in red on the side

His buddies all stared as I made my run

Turned that arena to a smoking gun

The crowd went wild when I took first place

He was standin' by the fence with shame on his face

I tipped my hat, blew a kiss his way

Said, “That’s what happens when you throw love away”

'Cause revenge is a rodeo, baby, don’t blink

I’ll be sippin’ champagne while you sit there and drink

You played me like a fool, now I’m playin’ for keeps

While you’re beggin’ for my boots, I’m in leather and gleam

You thought I’d crumble? Hell no, I stole the soul

Of the same damn town where you used to roll

You lost the girl and the whole damn glow

‘Cause revenge... yeah, revenge is a rodeo

I ain’t bitter, just better

I don’t cry, I write letters

To your mama tellin’ her what you did

Signed, “Love always, that girl you hid”

Revenge is a rodeo, ride it or run

But you’ll never catch me, I’m the outlawed one

No tears in my dust, no shame in my name

Just belt buckles, bruises, and untamed flame

You want closure? Here’s your final blow:

I took your heart and made it part of the show

Yeah, revenge…

Sweet revenge…

Revenge is a damn fine rodeo