[Intro — spoken over bass & keys]
Yeah…
This one’s for the dumbasses who somehow win.
Let me tell you ‘bout me and my boy Curryman…
[Verse 1]
First time on Rust, I was gettin’ cooked
Two guys with pistols had my base on lockdown, look
Respawned on the beach, no clothes, no plan
Then I met a bow-totin’ naked named Curryman
From Cali sun to Michigan snow
A Hispanic kid and a Midwest bro
We built nightclubs instead of bases, ya see
Music, speakers, strip clubs — drinks on me!
[Chorus — gang shouts optional]
We’re the kings of the modded scene
Favianvv22 and Curry the machine
Talkin’ smack, buildin’ wild, never play clean
In a world full of zergs, we’re the meanest team
[Verse 2]
Now roleplayers, they say we can’t fight
But we drop twenty-man zergs in the middle of the night
I got my Bolt Action, Curry’s MP5
Suppressor on the tip, man we barely survive
But we fight eight hours, train convoys rollin’
Camouflage deep in the woods patrollin’
With Braden by our side, rainbow camo pride
Like the Viet Cong with better Wi-Fi
[Chorus]
We’re the kings of the modded scene
Favianvv22 and Curry the machine
Talkin’ smack, buildin’ wild, never play clean
In a world full of zergs, we’re the meanest team
[Instrumental Break — piano & sax solo]
[Bridge — spoken/jazzy riff]
Now you can raid our base, but you’ll never find the TC
Strip club’s jumpin’, casino’s wild — drinks on me!
Night after night, fools try and fail
‘Cause the nightclub kings will always prevail
[Final Chorus]
We’re the kings of the modded scene
Favianvv22 and Curry the machine
Talkin’ smack, buildin’ wild, never play clean
In a world full of zergs, we’re the meanest team
[Outro — soft horns fading]
From Cali sun… to Michigan snow…
Two dumbasses for life, just lettin’ you know.
