Mike dike

We arrive to south colonie

Drew around the corner smiling with glee

Then walks in a big stink cloud

Get out of here dude! Your not allowed

Mulchin mike got the tractor stuck

Goes home to his wife but he’s just a cuck

Will she let you hit? Maybe!

She has to ask the other lady!

Mike you stink, your a fucking queer

Taking a shower, like once a year

You got no money always complaining

Riding on the mower must be so draining

Hey Mike, watch your dick

Come in your wife, not the other chick

Go back to playing your dinosaur game

Your life is genuinely so fucking lame

Mike stop buying your cheap ass cigarette

It smells like the pussy of a rancid brunette

You smoke ten cigarettes like a Vietnam vet

Get your wife of the doorway swing set

Mike you stink, your a fucking queer

Taking a shower, like once a year

You got no money always complaining

Riding on the mower must be so draining

Lifting up pretty lady’s skirts at the mall

Took off all the panties and hung them on your wall

Liam said you have a nut sack of a chin

It pairs well with your stupid ass grin

Mike you stink, your a fucking queer

Taking a shower, like once a year

You got no money always complaining

Riding on the mower must be so draining

Mike you stink, your a fucking queer

Taking a shower, like once a year

You got no money always complaining

Riding on the mower must be so draining

Pushing 50 and got discord nitro

Fuck you batman

Rip dr Allen Grant