Mr moji?

Jingle jungle 6 bouta smack yo dicks

Sitting in math class, got me real bored

I’m so fuckin tired I don’t got energy stored

Mr emoji man talkin up front

Had a little cough, I think I heard a grunt?

Currently talkin about factoring

G C F and grouping all this jibbering and jabbering

Learned this shit in 5th grade

X squared minus 81 I’m tryina to get laid

Mr math emoji man

Prolly picks up kids in his white van

Eats his lunch out of a soup can

This math shit I ain’t a fan

Looking round the room getting real confused

One nigha asleep, he thinks he on a cruise

Some other people on their phones (not me!)

Walked in the bathroom and heard some moans (lemme pee)

Just sat back down it’s 3 o clock

Oh no! They just found my cum sock

Holdin it up, touchin and feelin

I just watched it drip, everybody’s screamin

Damn I’m cooked, I’m now caught

I just watched a kid wake up and drip snot

It’s all over the floor and the class is going crazy

This shit is so weird and my vision getting hazy

Mr math emoji man

Prolly picks up kids in his white van

Eats his lunch out of a soup can

This math ain’t shit and Im not a fan

He’s handing out the tests lets see what I get

OH SHIT! A 32! Expectations were not met

I’m just kidding I got a 93

You thought I failed, I got you ya see

I get to leave fuckin took all day

It’s been fun writing this I don’t know what to say

Running out of words and I’m running out of time

3 20 struck, I don’t have a rhyme

Mr math emoji man

Prolly picks up kids in his white van

Eats his lunch out of a soup can

This math ain’t shit and Im not a fan

Had to slap a chorus in there one more time for emoji man

Love that guy

But his class sucks

Also lick my balls

Who the fuck said that

Pete the sniffle snack junior!