Jingle jungle 6 bouta smack yo dicks
[verse 1]
Sitting in math class, got me real bored
I’m so fuckin tired I don’t got energy stored
Mr emoji man talkin up front
Had a little cough, I think I heard a grunt?
[verse 2]
Currently talkin about factoring
G C F and grouping all this jibbering and jabbering
Learned this shit in 5th grade
X squared minus 81 I’m tryina to get laid
[chorus]
Mr math emoji man
Prolly picks up kids in his white van
Eats his lunch out of a soup can
This math shit I ain’t a fan
[verse 3]
Looking round the room getting real confused
One nigha asleep, he thinks he on a cruise
Some other people on their phones (not me!)
Walked in the bathroom and heard some moans (lemme pee)
[verse 4]
Just sat back down it’s 3 o clock
Oh no! They just found my cum sock
Holdin it up, touchin and feelin
I just watched it drip, everybody’s screamin
[bridge]
Damn I’m cooked, I’m now caught
I just watched a kid wake up and drip snot
It’s all over the floor and the class is going crazy
This shit is so weird and my vision getting hazy
[chorus]
Mr math emoji man
Prolly picks up kids in his white van
Eats his lunch out of a soup can
This math ain’t shit and Im not a fan
[verse 5]
He’s handing out the tests lets see what I get
OH SHIT! A 32! Expectations were not met
I’m just kidding I got a 93
You thought I failed, I got you ya see
[verse 6]
I get to leave fuckin took all day
It’s been fun writing this I don’t know what to say
Running out of words and I’m running out of time
3 20 struck, I don’t have a rhyme
[chorus]
Mr math emoji man
Prolly picks up kids in his white van
Eats his lunch out of a soup can
This math ain’t shit and Im not a fan
[outro]
Had to slap a chorus in there one more time for emoji man
Love that guy
But his class sucks
Also lick my balls
Who the fuck said that
Pete the sniffle snack junior!
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