Getti o’s

This one’s gunna be a stinker

Wii sports, I kicked his fuckin ass

Won 3 to nothing, best in the class

Then we got bored decided to have fun

Throw a football in the house, until we were done

I’m throwing dots, Jackson’s throwing heaters

Jackson throws it really fast like a woman beater

That shit goes straight down, almost hit my nuts

I retaliated that shit was knuckin futs

I threw an absolute haymaker in return

Perfect fuckin spiral, 360 degree turn

Hits him straight in the hands like a ball into a glove

Except the glove can’t catch, the ball flew way above

Now I’m thinking shit, this guys sucks

Perfect throw oh my god this guys gives no fucks

I see that shit fly away going straight for the kitchen

WHAM! right into a light switch, that shit was bitchen

Now I’m pissed, that cover split in half

I’m yelling at this dumbass while he fucking laughs

“I used to be so athletic” says the mother fucker

All he does now a days is be a hallway runner

Now we out to Home Depot to get a new cover

Then out of nowhere this dude mentions Donald glover

Who the fuck is that, I ask in alarm

Childish gambino used to work on a farm

I’ll update later but my time here is finished

Tune in for part 2, Jackson’s dick diminished

Jackson’s an unathletic piece of dog shit scooped up from the side of the road white male who has back pain at 21 and is basically a Mexican and he also smells bad and uses my cologne for his hair to pretend he showered so he can go to bed like what the fuck is this kid doing with his life

GOODNIGHT NIGHAS!