This one’s gunna be a stinker
[Verse 1]
Wii sports, I kicked his fuckin ass
Won 3 to nothing, best in the class
Then we got bored decided to have fun
Throw a football in the house, until we were done
[verse 2]
I’m throwing dots, Jackson’s throwing heaters
Jackson throws it really fast like a woman beater
That shit goes straight down, almost hit my nuts
I retaliated that shit was knuckin futs
[chorus]
I threw an absolute haymaker in return
Perfect fuckin spiral, 360 degree turn
Hits him straight in the hands like a ball into a glove
Except the glove can’t catch, the ball flew way above
[verse 3]
Now I’m thinking shit, this guys sucks
Perfect throw oh my god this guys gives no fucks
I see that shit fly away going straight for the kitchen
WHAM! right into a light switch, that shit was bitchen
[verse 4]
Now I’m pissed, that cover split in half
I’m yelling at this dumbass while he fucking laughs
“I used to be so athletic” says the mother fucker
All he does now a days is be a hallway runner
[verse 5]
Now we out to Home Depot to get a new cover
Then out of nowhere this dude mentions Donald glover
Who the fuck is that, I ask in alarm
Childish gambino used to work on a farm
[verse 6]
I’ll update later but my time here is finished
Tune in for part 2, Jackson’s dick diminished
[outro]
Jackson’s an unathletic piece of dog shit scooped up from the side of the road white male who has back pain at 21 and is basically a Mexican and he also smells bad and uses my cologne for his hair to pretend he showered so he can go to bed like what the fuck is this kid doing with his life
GOODNIGHT NIGHAS!